Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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