I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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