I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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