I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I puked a lego.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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