weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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