i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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