Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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