CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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