am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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