I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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