I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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