I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
do nipples grow back?
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