awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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