Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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