yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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