i don't like sucking hair
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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