Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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