Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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