I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
only you would photoshop your dick
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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