Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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