i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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