Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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