I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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