For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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