check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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