I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
