i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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