U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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