I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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