Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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