After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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