It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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