i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Are we still banned from the library?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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