He told me they were just razor bumps!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm both gender and math confused
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