Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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