She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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