do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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