I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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