im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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