What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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