Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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