At least make sure they are 18
Why
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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