Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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