the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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