Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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