how do flat chested girls get laid?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have already put on my inside pants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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