Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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