Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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