and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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