worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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